The Shopping List Mrs Black was having a lot of trouble with
her skin, so she went to her doctor about it. He could not find anything
wrong th her, however, so he sent her to the local hospital for tests.
The hospital, of course, sent the results of the tests direct to Mrs Black's
doctor, and the next morning he telephoned her to give her a list of the
things that he thought she should not eat, any of thern might be the cause
of her skin trouble.
Mrs Black carefully wrote all the things down on a
piece of paper, which she then left beside the telephone while she went
out to a ladies' meeting.
When she got back home two hours later, she found her
husband waiting for her. He had a big basket full of packages beside him,
and when he saw her, he said, "Hullo, dear. I have done all your
shopping for you."
"Done all my shopping?" she asked in surprise.
"But how you know what I wanted?"
"Well, When I got home, I found your shopping list beside telephone
, " answered her husband , "so I went down to the shops and
bought everything you had written down. "
Of course , Mrs Black had to tell him that he had bought
all
the things the doctor did not allow her to eat!
Text B
Under a Terrible Strain Betty and Jean are on their way to work.
BETTY:
What
was the party like last night, Jean?
JEAN:
Not
bad at all , thanks. There were one or two interesting people
there.
Why-couldn't
you come?
BETTY:
Well,
I couldn't get away from work early. And when. I got home I
had a headache ,
so
I had to go straight to bed. But I was over-tired , because
I wasn't able to
get
to sleep for hours.
JEAN:
What
a shame. Why didn't you take a sleeping pill?
BETTY:
I
don't like them. I used to take them'1 when I had to work overtime,
you know.
JEAN:
How
many did you use to take?
BETTY:
Three
every night.
JEAN:
Good
heavens. Why did you take so many?
BETTY:
Because
I was under a terrible strain. The doctor said
they
weren't very strong. Anyway, I used to feel awful the next morning.
JEAN:
I'm sure
you did.
BETTY:
The doctor
said I had to be careful.
JEAN:
He was quite
right.
BETTY:
So I stopped
drinking coffee late at night instead.
Question on Text B
7.Read the following passage once. Underline the key words while reading
and retell the story to your partner.
A Language Mix-Up
Two young British tourists were travelling in France
when a policeman stopped their car and gave it a search. He found a bag
of whit.e powder which looked suspicious. "Drogue?" asked the
heroin-conscious policeman. "Yes, dogs," they responded, and promptly
found themselves in jail.
Analysis
of the powder revealed that it was a chemical which gives off a smell
, used to discourage dogs from using the sides of the car as a toilet.
The tourists were set free, after promising to take a few French lessons
before
their next vacation in France.