A poor farmer
who had always lived in the country and had never visited a big town won
a lot of money, so he decided that he could now afford a holiday in an
excellent hotel by the sea.
When lunch-time came on his first day there, he decided
to go and eat in the restaurant of the hotel. The head waiter showed him
to his table, took his order and went away. When he looked at the farmer
again, he had a surprise! The farmer had
tied his table napkin round his neck.
The head waiter was very annoyed at this and immediately
told one of the other waiters in the restaurant to go to the man and inform
him, without being in any way insulting, that people
did not do such a thing in restaurants of that quality.
The waiter went to the farmer and said in a friendly
voice, "Good morning, sir. Would you like a shave, or a haircut?"
Text B
What Do the Romans Do?
MR
TURNBULL:
When
in Rome, do as the Romans do, they say.
MRs
TuRNBULL:
What
do the Romans do?
MR
TURNBULL:
They
live in Rome , of course , and go to work by car
or
bus. But sometimes it takes too long that wayl because of
the
traffic jams, so they walk.
MRS
TURNBULL:
In
other words , the Romans do what everyone else does.
MR
TURNBULL:
Yes,
but they do it differently. Everything is different.
MRs
TURNBULL:
What
do you mean?
MR
TURNBULL:
Well,
the climate's different for a start. It doesn't rain so
much
as it does in England. The sun shines more often.
MRs
TURNBULL:
I
envy them the sun.
MR
TURNBULL:
I
know. You hate the rain, don't you?
MRs
TURNBuLL:
I
certainly do.
MR
TuRnBuLL:
And
a Roman really Ioves life. Eie knows how to enjoy himself.
MRs
TuRNsuLL:
They
always eat spaghetti and drink wine, don't they?
MR
TURNBULL:
Not
always. But they like a good meal. Lots of tourists go to Rome
just
for the food, you know.
MRS
TURNBULL:
Really?
How much does it cost to fly to Rome?
MR
TURNBULI:
I
don't know exactly, but it costs a lot oi money.
Question on Text B
7. Read the following conversation
once. Underline the key words and retell to your partner the dialogue
in your own words.
Mrs Smith Meets Mrs
Turnbull
Mrs
Smith:
Hello,
Mrs Turnbull. How are you?
Mrs
Turnbull:
Fine,
thanks. How's your boy, Jack?
Mrs
Smith:
He's
a bit tired. You know, he goes to school at eight o'clock every
morning.
He
doesn't get home till after four. then he does his homework
after tea. It
often
takes him a couple of hours to finish it.
Mrs
Turnbull:
Poor
boy. They work hard at school nowadays, don't they? Does he
like it?
Mrs
Smith:
School,
you mean? Yes, he does. He likes his teachers, and that always
makes a
difference.
Mrs
Turnbull:
Yes,
it does. Does he go to school by bus?
Mrs
Smith:
No,
he walks. He likes walking. He meets some of his friends at
the corner and
they
go together.
Mrs
Turnbull:
What
does he do when it rains?
Mrs
Smith:
My
husband takes him in the car. He passes the school on the way
to the office.